To the f***ing jerk that phoned me at 2.30am today....that was real funny! I have no idea who you are but don't f***ing bother me again. And, no...you can't come over...ever....you have a hand, I suggest you use it for something other than dialing my number!

Just wish I knew who it was. In my half-asleep stupor I thought he said Jay or Jake (after I asked him three times). Jake says it wasn't him and I don't know any Jays....do I?????