Chair for Sale

One big purple armchair that seems intent on causing me damage.

Yep, I spoke too soon.

I am currently the proud owner of one black, slightly swollen, very painful foot. The other one this time (right, not left). I managed to swipe two teeny toes against the leg of the chair with such force that I actually dislocated one of the toes. I know that cos I had to crack it back into position (while trying really hard not to be sick at the same time).

So...here I am again......hobbling round the place, miserable as shit and wondering whether I'll have any toes in one piece by the time this year ends (4 down, 6 to go).....

Booooohooooo :-((